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BELOVED MASTER,I FEEL SHOCKED WHEN YOU USE THE WORD 'FUCK'. WHAT TO DO?


Sargamo, it is one of the most beautiful words. The English language should be proud of it. I don't think any other language has such a beautiful word.One Tom from California has done some great research on it. I think he must be the famous Tom of Tom, Dick and Harry fame.He says:
One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'fuck'. It is one magical word: just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. In language it falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John), and as a noun (Mary is a fine fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of 'fuck'.Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.Ignorance: Fucked if I know.Trouble: I guess I am fucked now!Aggression: Fuck you!Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?Difficulty: I can't understand this fucking job.Incompetence: He is a fuck-off.Suspicion: What the fuck are you doing?Enjoyment: I had a fucking good time.Request: Get the fuck out of here!Hostility: I am going to knock your fucking head off!Greeting: How the fuck are you?Apathy: Who gives a fuck?Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer.Surprise: Fuck! You scared the shit out of me!Anxiety: Today is really fucked.
And it is very healthy too. If every morning you do it as a Transcendental Meditation -- just when you get up, the first thing, repeat the mantra "Fuck you!" five times -- it clears the throat. That's how I keep my throat clear!Enough for today.

The Dhammapada: The Way of the Buddha, Vol 11Chapter #4

a method to avoid aids

always wear double condom with chilli powder in between . if outer breaks she will shout , if inner breaks you will know - a great idea ? - Aids Awarness programme

Joke Break!

A cricketer (during sex) : "Pitch is dry,grass not cut,slow out field"

wife repies :" nonsense opposite team captain scored century on this same pitch "
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during sex a woman attend phone call " yes? ok, fine, Bye " turns to her lover and says" My husband saying he is playing golf with you "

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Doctor : " Do you watch your husband's face during sex ? "

Lady : "I did once, he was angry "

Doctor : "abnormal ! why ?

Lady : "yes , He was watching from the window "

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Father : " baby tell me which bastard made you pregnant ?

Daughter : " leave it dad, if you eat 15 bananas , can you tell which banana made you fat ? "

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Wife: "If we have four minutes nuclear warning how will you spend your last four minutes?"
Husband: " Certainly sex with you"
Wife: " Oh.. what about the remaining three minutes?"
Husband: :-(