Joke Break!

A cricketer (during sex) : "Pitch is dry,grass not cut,slow out field"

wife repies :" nonsense opposite team captain scored century on this same pitch "
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during sex a woman attend phone call " yes? ok, fine, Bye " turns to her lover and says" My husband saying he is playing golf with you "

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Doctor : " Do you watch your husband's face during sex ? "

Lady : "I did once, he was angry "

Doctor : "abnormal ! why ?

Lady : "yes , He was watching from the window "

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Father : " baby tell me which bastard made you pregnant ?

Daughter : " leave it dad, if you eat 15 bananas , can you tell which banana made you fat ? "

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Wife: "If we have four minutes nuclear warning how will you spend your last four minutes?"
Husband: " Certainly sex with you"
Wife: " Oh.. what about the remaining three minutes?"
Husband: :-(